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October 2009
86 posts
From Global Warming to the New World Order →
patriotnewsnetwork.org
And the trouble is this: if that treaty is signed, if your Constitution says that it takes precedence over your Constitution (sic), and you can’t resign from that treaty unless you get agreement from all the other state parties – And because you’ll be the biggest paying country, they’re not going to let you out of it.
So, thank you, America. You were the beacon of freedom to the world. It is a privilege merely to stand on this soil of freedom while it is still free. But, in the next few weeks, unless you stop it, your president will sign your freedom, your democracy, and your humanity away forever. And neither you nor any subsequent government you may elect will have any power whatsoever to take it back. That is how serious it is. I’ve read the treaty. I’ve seen this stuff about [world] government and climate debt and enforcement. They are going to do this to you whether you like it or not.
Chinese Medicine
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don ‘t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain…Good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! …. Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO …. Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
AND…..
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION…..
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Ignoramus of the Week: Alice Shannon
via attemptsatrationalbehavior.blogspot.com
“Let’s give her what she wants. She obviously has a fantastic perspective on American politics and culture living in Alaska, as many Alaskans do as we learned last year from the eloquent Sarah Palin. So how about it? Let’s get all the non-believers (and the secularists who may still believe in a god) to leave the United States. According to a recent poll atheists, skeptics, and agnostics make up 15% of the American population, roughly 45 million people. I wonder how many of those 45 million Americans are doctors, teachers or professors, and scientists? She would rather live without those professions, obviously, in favor of her 2,000 year old sheep herder fiction novel.”
-Just wow, and to believe these (Believers) people are the majority in this country. I’m not saying all of them are like this, but I’m sure they have a way bigger support group than the Atheist do.
click on the picture for more on this post.
Rich Germans Demand Higher Taxes →
news.bbc.co.uk
WTF!? Apparently Germans are too rich and they are pleading there government to tax them more.
9:06 Movie Trailer
Synopsis:
“The story concerns a police inspector investigating an unusual case - the suspicious death of a man which appears to be suicide. The investigation turns into an obsession: the inspector secretly moves to the apartment of the deceased, delving deeper and deeper into his life and gradually assuming his identity.”
-It has won several awards and it looks like a mighty fine movie. We need to embrace more foreign films here in America. We are truly missing out on some good stuff.
Jupiter's Moon Europa Has Enough Oxygen For Life →
physorg.com
“New research suggests that there is plenty of oxygen available in the subsurface ocean of Europa to support oxygen-based metabolic processes for life similar to that on Earth. In fact, there may be enough oxygen to support complex, animal-like organisms with greater oxygen demands than microorganisms.”
- How exciting! The possibilities.
Windows 7 Whopper Claims Its First Victim
via engadget.com
Ew, Window 7 Whopper is no joke. Chinamen takes a bite out of the monstrosity and doesn’t end up dead. Japan just lost all of its credibility.
Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan
This is why Japan is one of the coolest and craziest countries EVA.
Tom From MySpace Joins Facebook
via geekpadshow.com
Looks like Tom finally caved in and he’s not happy about it.
Blood Energy Potion
I guess this energy drink is capitalizing on all the TrueBlood/Twilight crap. Where did this vampire love trend come from? What a bunch of dark, depressed pussies these kids today are.
It’s an energy drink in a pouch that resembles an IV bag. I guess it’s cool. If you like gross things or want to be trendy.
http://livingwithbloodlust.com
I can’t wait to see what’s the next big thing for the next generation of kids. Sniffing shit and piss maybe? Oh wait…
Pen Thief
Here I was feeling proud of myself that I didn’t steal any pens from my new job.
That is until I check my pockets when I got home. This has to stop. I’ve been notoriously know as the “pen jacker”. I swear I don’t do it on purpose. It’s just sub-consciously thing that I do.
I fear that when I die I’m going to comeback as a pen and never be used.
Jaime Rascone, Professional Prostitute-Tester, Has a Better Job Than You
Holy shit! I didn’t even knew this existed. A Professional Prostituted-Tester.
I presume this is all of the heterosexuals males dream job. He also DJ’s on the side too.
One question: Where do I apply? (Creep?)
Click on the pic for more info.
No Royalties for Music Industry Each Time a Ringtone Plays →
mashable.com
The nerve that these guys have. They want royalties each time a ring tone plays? WOW! They are desperate.
The Dark Knight Kills Christmas
via youtube.com
No dog deserves to be yelled like that (Just watch 30 sec into the vid and you’ll now what I mean) poor beast doesn’t know whats going on.
This video is hilarious by the way. Psycho kids.
When A Girl Makes A Masterbation Joke
via dresdencodak.com
It truly does bring you back to reality. Like how they don’t fart or shit.
Great comic site: http://dresdencodak.com
FLO TV Unveils its New One-of-a-Kind Digital Handheld Television →
flotv.com
Now this is pretty fucking awesome, but expensive. Its a single purpose handheld T.V. made by the Qualcomm company.
This device is a slightly bigger than an iPhone, a 3.5 inch screen, it has a battery life of 5 hrs of T.V watching, and uses the FLO TV dedicated multicast network to provide a buffer and download-free experience.
This will cost you a hefty $249.99 (expensive at the moment) not to mention the subcribtion cost, $8.99 p/mo
Did Evolution of Human Imagination 50,000 Years Ago Trigger Belief in God? (A Weekend Feature) →
dailygalaxy.com
“French-British anthropologist, Maurice Bloch, of the London School of Economics believes that humans alone practice religion because they’re the only creatures to have evolved imagination. The development of imagination occurred at the time of the Upper Palaeolithic ‘revolution’ 40-50,000 years ago. Bloch challenges the popular notion that religion evolved and spread because it promoted social bonding, as has been argued by some anthropologists (Image is prehistoric rock painting from south of Spain).”
''Design vs. Chance' by PZ Myers
A magnificent lecture by one of my favorite biologist PZ Myers. In this lecture he pick apart “The Designer” theory by showing how weak it is when it come to logical debat.
Its about 46 min long, but it’s well worth it.
If you’re reading this and its the weekend, you have the time to watch this.
