December 2009
54 posts
November 2009
61 posts
Thing I learned about albinos today (thanks to Mike David) :
1. They can fly
2. Their blood is goo
3. They are currently in a war between warlocks and witch doctors.
4. They are considered a delicacy, and are said to have magical properties once you consume their skin and liver.
5. They are gods to the whites.
6. Without them, the moon will cease to exist. Same goes to oxygen.
7. 10,000 of them exist in Africa
8. They all have sharp teeth.
9. They explode once they are cornered.
10. They sparkle in direct sunlight.
Question
What are the best headphones to buy that are under $100?
“By the age of 9, most Pokemon-players (or poke-maniacs) begin to develop horrendous nightmares: Every night they are haunted by visions of the ungodly creatures such as Pikachu.”
—STR † THE FREEDOM BLOG©
Sick Again
2009 the year I’ve been sick more that once…
First, I contracted a stomach virus, then food poisoning, followed by a fever, and now currently battling a damn cold. Thankfully my precious mother when out and bought me some Theraflu. This cold is Toast!
Thank you science.
Feels Great
Up at 4:30 in the morning waiting for 6:30 to roll in.
Can’t wait to see the mob of people ready to torture me once I put on my Toys ‘R Us shirt on.
Coworkers have been warning me about today since I started a month ago. Let us hope I don’t lose my shit.
“
Shit That Nicolas Cage blew his money: “Several yachts, a jet, a castle, over 50 cars, over $1 million dollars worth of comic books including Action Comics Number One which featured the very first appearance of Superman, several mansions including one in New Orleans (that may or may not be haunted), two Bahamanian islands, real shrunken heads, and a $500,000 Lamborghini once owned by the Shah of Iran.
He also has dropped $276,000 on a dinosaur skull (reportedly out-bidding Johnny Depp), 2 non-malt liquor real King Cobras (Moby and Sheba) and a pet octopus.”
I really look up to this guy.
” — Hunter Stephen
Play
Sega compiling Sonic games for DS →
nintendo.joystiq.com
Fuck Yeeaaaar! I can never get enough Sonic.
Womanizer (Doctor Rosen Rosen REMIX)
Britney Spears
Brittney Spears - Womanizer (DOCTOR ROSEN ROSEN Rx)
Holy shit, I’m actually enjoying this Brittney Spears remix…
Total Recall - All The Deaths (Including Johnny Cab)
via youtube.com
Total Recall - All Death Scenes
Midgets Strippers with an Uzi, dying goldfish, exploding heads, creepy alien things, lots of dismemberments, cheesy one liners, and a Staby Arnold. This film has it all.
“see you at the party Rictor”
Is This What a Man Looks Like?
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!
Is White Face OKAY?
Twisted Princess: Alice
“So the story behind my Alice is after she’s declared guilty, the Queen of Hearts and her army proceed to chase Alice through Wonderland. Unfortunately, Alice trips and hurts her leg, allowing them enough time to catch up to her. Alice is then dragged away by the Queen’s soldiers. All of this is being watched by the Cheshire Cat who’s hiding in the shadows. Alice is taken to the center of the Queen’s garden maze where all the bodies of the many victims of the tyrannical Queen are discarded. And like all of the Queen’s victims, Alice is beheaded and left in the center of the maze to rot. Unknown to the Queen, the Cheshire Cat followed her to the center of the maze and witnessed the tragic execution of the young girl. Once the Queen and her army has left, the Cheshire Cat appears. He feels extremely guilty for the death of this little girl…but that feeling soon passes, for the Cheshire Cat now had himself a new toy…a new body to posses…a new puppet to carry out his twisted motives. Wonderland WILL be his!”
<3 Alice <3
Deadliest Spiders
via wired.com
“Phoneutria venom has a peculiar effect on its male victims, causing painful erections that can last for several hours and lead to impotence.”
If there’s a Spider to fear, it’s most definitively this one.
