October 2010
14 posts
“On Pamela Anderson: “You’ve caused me to spill more seed than Muhammed Ali at a bird feeder.”
On George Hamilton: “You’re like Tang. You’re dry and orange and no one has given a f–k about you since 1968.”
On Hulk Hogan: “I can’t imagine why your wife left you. You’re an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress… You had a reality show called ‘Hogan Knows Best.’ It should’ve been called ‘Hogan Grows Breasts.’”
On Jerry Springer: You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which probably explains your connection to Hasselhoff: I guess you like to hang around guys whose careers end on a hotel floor. That’s a good joke, everybody.”
On Hasselhoff: “You used to have a car that started when you talked to it, now you have a car that won’t start when you blow into it.” (And my favorite:) “Your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead, if you put your ear to your side, you can hear it go, ‘Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?’” — Greg Giraldo
On George Hamilton: “You’re like Tang. You’re dry and orange and no one has given a f–k about you since 1968.”
On Hulk Hogan: “I can’t imagine why your wife left you. You’re an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress… You had a reality show called ‘Hogan Knows Best.’ It should’ve been called ‘Hogan Grows Breasts.’”
On Jerry Springer: You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which probably explains your connection to Hasselhoff: I guess you like to hang around guys whose careers end on a hotel floor. That’s a good joke, everybody.”
On Hasselhoff: “You used to have a car that started when you talked to it, now you have a car that won’t start when you blow into it.” (And my favorite:) “Your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead, if you put your ear to your side, you can hear it go, ‘Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?’” — Greg Giraldo
Greg Giraldo On Failure →
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