ALONE IN MY BED
WATCHING, TRUE BLOOD
Vampire Douche: Here you dropped this
(Hands the diary to the Hot Chick)
...Don't worry I didn't read it or anything.
Hot Chick: Most people would of.
Vampire Douche: I wouldn't want anyone reading mine
Hot Chick: You have one?
Vampire Douche: Yes. I have bad a memory. Memories are to precious to forget.
Me screaming at the Screen: FAGGOT!