The Gayest Lines to Have ever been Spoken By A Vampire

  • Vampire Douche: Here you dropped this
  • (Hands the diary to the Hot Chick)
  • ...Don't worry I didn't read it or anything.
  • Hot Chick: Most people would of.
  • (Awkward pause)
  • Vampire Douche: I wouldn't want anyone reading mine
  • Hot Chick: You have one?
  • Vampire Douche: Yes. I have bad a memory. Memories are to precious to forget.
  • Me screaming at the Screen: FAGGOT!