Freudianslipz

The Gayest Lines to Have ever been Spoken By A Vampire

Vampire Douche: Here you dropped this

(Hands the diary to the Hot Chick)

...Don't worry I didn't read it or anything.

Hot Chick: Most people would of.

(Awkward pause)

Vampire Douche: I wouldn't want anyone reading mine

Hot Chick: You have one?

Vampire Douche: Yes. I have bad a memory. Memories are to precious to forget.

Me screaming at the Screen: FAGGOT!