I SIT
ALONE IN MY BED
NO LIGHT
ONLY DARKNESS
EATING CHEETOS
ETERNAL SUFFERING
WATCHING, TRUE BLOOD

 

In fact, “atheism” is a term that should not even exist. No one ever needs to identify himself as a “non-astrologer” or a “non-alchemist.” We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and their cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs.

Sam Harris (Letter to a Christian Nation)

People wating in line to get Sacred dead plant matter on their foreheads. Kool.

People wating in line to get Sacred dead plant matter on their foreheads. Kool.

marcovhv:

God hates Lady Gaga. Another awesome Westboro Baptist Church initiative…

This is the sole reason why the Westboro Baptist Church exist. To entertain us with their idiocracy. Also, by far the best cover version/tribute of Lady GaGa’s Poker Face?

(In a monotone voice)”God hates you…”

ryan2131:

My journey through this flowchart was very quick. #atheist

LOL@ Hummus determining if your a Jewish or a Muslim.

ryan2131:

My journey through this flowchart was very quick. #atheist

LOL@ Hummus determining if your a Jewish or a Muslim.