I SIT
ALONE IN MY BED
NO LIGHT
ONLY DARKNESS
EATING CHEETOS
ETERNAL SUFFERING
WATCHING, TRUE BLOOD
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Currently watching this bad boy.
“Goldfrapp have always traded on a high-gloss anachronistic bliss. On their new video for Head First single “Alive” they’ve taken that aesthetic to an all-time high, creating a solid-gold, Olivia Newton-John in the underworld clip. Enjoy the ghoulishly delightful video below…legwarmers optional.” (Via. Undertheradar)
Filled with the a cult, Goths, leg warmers, and vampires. It doesn’t get better that this folks.
Blood Energy Potion
I guess this energy drink is capitalizing on all the TrueBlood/Twilight crap. Where did this vampire love trend come from? What a bunch of dark, depressed pussies these kids today are.
It’s an energy drink in a pouch that resembles an IV bag. I guess it’s cool. If you like gross things or want to be trendy.
http://livingwithbloodlust.com
I can’t wait to see what’s the next big thing for the next generation of kids. Sniffing shit and piss maybe? Oh wait…
The Gayest Lines to Have ever been Spoken By A Vampire
Vampire Douche: Here you dropped this
(Hands the diary to the Hot Chick)
...Don't worry I didn't read it or anything.
Hot Chick: Most people would of.
(Awkward pause)
Vampire Douche: I wouldn't want anyone reading mine
Hot Chick: You have one?
Vampire Douche: Yes. I have bad a memory. Memories are to precious to forget.
Me screaming at the Screen: FAGGOT!
