I SIT
ALONE IN MY BED
NO LIGHT
ONLY DARKNESS
EATING CHEETOS
ETERNAL SUFFERING
WATCHING, TRUE BLOOD
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Creepy French dude strikes again. For the second time this week I’ve received a mysterious voicemail from the same individual who called last time. This time he or she left a longer message spouting what sounds to me like french gibberish. Once again, if anyone can decode what this nut is trying to say it would be very much appreciated.
Update: Partial translation so far. These may or may not be accurate (not in any specific order):
-Because you’re sexy as hell with that goatee of yours.
-Je veux te violer doucement et mangez vos bébés = “I want to rape you slowly and eat you babies”
Even though it’s for a good cause. Having bags of your own hair is still pretty creepy.
A banner warning ex-NBA star Reggie Miller off married women was flown over several southern California beaches this weekend.
It is not known who forked out for this expensive warning but it comes after Miller allegedly pursued his neighbour Ali Kay - who is engaged to designer Diane von Furstenburg’s son Alex.
According to a restraining order, that was never filed, Miller, who played for the Indiana Pacers, met Ms Kay at a party in July last year.
In March of this year he then bumped into her at a grocery store, then waited outside for an hour until she left, before following her up a motorway.
He also allegedly harassed her by phone, including sending her 53 text messages over the course of less than four hours.
Who knew he was such a Creepcity?
