I SIT
ALONE IN MY BED
NO LIGHT
ONLY DARKNESS
EATING CHEETOS
ETERNAL SUFFERING
WATCHING, TRUE BLOOD

 

Some people are born to do certain things. Young prodigies show early signs of grand potential. Weather it be composing a classical master piece, having a super computer for a brain, or having the ability to eat 100 hot dogs in a single setting.

Me? Well, I aspire to be a human hamster.

Meet my future dream hobby. WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS!