"It’s Simple, People Love Pizza, But Hate Math"

— A Pizza Hut commercial explaining there new low price menu…

Oh. My. God…

Exclusive to NYC’s Whopper Bar. Four flame-broiled Whopper® patties topped with pizza-lovers’ favorites (pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce) all on a 9 1/2-inch sesame seed bun.

Pay only 13 bucks + the bypass surgery cost  for this orgasm on a pie.
[Geekology]

Oh. My. God…

Exclusive to NYC’s Whopper Bar. Four flame-broiled Whopper® patties topped with pizza-lovers’ favorites (pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and Tuscan pesto sauce) all on a 9 1/2-inch sesame seed bun.

Pay only 13 bucks + the bypass surgery cost  for this orgasm on a pie.

[Geekology]

The new $4.99 LG pan pizza is a lie. It’s the size of my fucking laptop. No Thanks.

The new $4.99 LG pan pizza is a lie. It’s the size of my fucking laptop. No Thanks.