ALONE IN MY BED
WATCHING, TRUE BLOOD
I guess this energy drink is capitalizing on all the TrueBlood/Twilight crap. Where did this vampire love trend come from? What a bunch of dark, depressed pussies these kids today are.
It’s an energy drink in a pouch that resembles an IV bag. I guess it’s cool. If you like gross things or want to be trendy.
I can’t wait to see what’s the next big thing for the next generation of kids. Sniffing shit and piss maybe? Oh wait…
Vampire Douche: Here you dropped this
(Hands the diary to the Hot Chick)
...Don't worry I didn't read it or anything.
Hot Chick: Most people would of.
Vampire Douche: I wouldn't want anyone reading mine
Hot Chick: You have one?
Vampire Douche: Yes. I have bad a memory. Memories are to precious to forget.
Me screaming at the Screen: FAGGOT!