I SIT
ALONE IN MY BED
NO LIGHT
ONLY DARKNESS
EATING CHEETOS
ETERNAL SUFFERING
WATCHING, TRUE BLOOD
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So intense is the opposition that Darwin has been blamed for causing pornography, murder, rape, atheism, UFOs and even the metric system, Moore said. Along with Mark Decker, another U of M biologist, Moore wrote the book “More Than Darwin: An Encyclopedia of the People and Places of the Evolution-Creation Controversy.
After the massacre at Columbine High School in 1999, Gil Gutknecht, a Republican who represented southeastern Minnesota in the U.S. House at the time.
Mewtoo – the psychic cat: In order to collect this Poke-man, kids must attend a Nintendo “roadshow” where they are made to pledge allegiance to the King of Japan in return for receiving this UR (Ultra-Rare) character. Children are told that if they betray the blood-oath, a horde of pokemon will smash their brains.
By the age of 9, most Pokemon-players (or poke-maniacs) begin to develop horrendous nightmares: Every night they are haunted by visions of the ungodly creatures such as Pikachu.
Rich Germans Demand Higher Taxes
WTF!? Apparently Germans are too rich and they are pleading there government to tax them more.
WTF? EW.
The Gayest Lines to Have ever been Spoken By A Vampire
Vampire Douche: Here you dropped this
(Hands the diary to the Hot Chick)
...Don't worry I didn't read it or anything.
Hot Chick: Most people would of.
(Awkward pause)
Vampire Douche: I wouldn't want anyone reading mine
Hot Chick: You have one?
Vampire Douche: Yes. I have bad a memory. Memories are to precious to forget.
Me screaming at the Screen: FAGGOT!
Father Jonathan having a tough time answering a question that should be ask to anyone of these loonies.
I’m sorry for posting allot today but, SICK BURN!
Funny youtube comment:
“LOL the priest just pwned himself. The answer is simple really the Devil made some bitches out of clay for Cain and Abel to fuck.”
Father Knows Best: How Did Adam & Eve’s Kids Have Kids? (via AtheistMediaBlog)
iPhone C64 Emulator Submitted, Denied
Boooo iTunes Store! Buncha Nazi.
