"Thomas Jefferson no longer included among writers influencing the nation’s intellectual origins.Jefferson, a deist who helped pioneer the legal theory of the separation of church and state, is not a model founder in the board’s judgment. Among the intellectual forerunners to be highlighted in Jefferson’s place: medieval Catholic philosopher St. Thomas Aquinas, Puritan theologian John Calvin and conservative British law scholar William Blackstone. Heavy emphasis is also to be placed on the founding fathers having been guided by strict Christian beliefs.”

-you have got to be shitting me…they are simply not happy with the truth.

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Diglett…Dig?

Diglett…Dig?

"So intense is the opposition that Darwin has been blamed for causing pornography, murder, rape, atheism, UFOs and even the metric system, Moore said. Along with Mark Decker, another U of M biologist, Moore wrote the book “More Than Darwin: An Encyclopedia of the People and Places of the Evolution-Creation Controversy.”"

— After the massacre at Columbine High School in 1999, Gil Gutknecht, a Republican who represented southeastern Minnesota in the U.S. House at the time.

Mewtoo – the psychic cat: In order to collect this Poke-man, kids must attend a Nintendo “roadshow” where they are made to pledge allegiance to the King of Japan in return for receiving this UR (Ultra-Rare) character. Children are told that if they betray the blood-oath, a horde of pokemon will smash their brains.

Mewtoo – the psychic cat: In order to collect this Poke-man, kids must attend a Nintendo “roadshow” where they are made to pledge allegiance to the King of Japan in return for receiving this UR (Ultra-Rare) character. Children are told that if they betray the blood-oath, a horde of pokemon will smash their brains.

"By the age of 9, most Pokemon-players (or poke-maniacs) begin to develop horrendous nightmares: Every night they are haunted by visions of the ungodly creatures such as Pikachu."

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WTF!? Apparently Germans are too rich and they are pleading there government to tax them more.

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WTF? EW.

WTF? EW.

The Gayest Lines to Have ever been Spoken By A Vampire

  • Vampire Douche: Here you dropped this
  • (Hands the diary to the Hot Chick)
  • ...Don't worry I didn't read it or anything.
  • Hot Chick: Most people would of.
  • (Awkward pause)
  • Vampire Douche: I wouldn't want anyone reading mine
  • Hot Chick: You have one?
  • Vampire Douche: Yes. I have bad a memory. Memories are to precious to forget.
  • Me screaming at the Screen: FAGGOT!

Father Jonathan having a tough time answering a question that should be ask to anyone of these loonies.

I’m sorry for posting allot today but, SICK BURN!

Funny youtube comment:

"LOL the priest just pwned himself. The answer is simple really the Devil made some bitches out of clay for Cain and Abel to fuck."

Father Knows Best: How Did Adam & Eve’s Kids Have Kids? (via AtheistMediaBlog)

Boooo iTunes Store! Buncha Nazi.